Recently the GNUru was asked to contribute to the "If I ran" blog. Since the GNUru's Cubbies were already taken, the GNUru decided to take over the White Sox. 

As a die-hard Cub fan since the days of ‘the Sarge’, ‘the Deer’, ‘Zonk’, and the unforgettable ‘Jody, Jody, Jody’, it pains me to provide the enemy with a blue print for success.  Napoleon Bonaparte once said, “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”  While Napoleon’s statement may ring true, the GNUru will gladly take credit should Kenny Williams wisen up and heed the words of the GNUru.  Heck, should the White Sox do well with the GNUprint^TM , some hapless team may look to the GNUru for their next general manager (who are you to shoot down the GNUru’s dreams?).  So without further adieu, here are the keys to the White Sox future success: 

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